LAWRENCE BOOTH IN ABU DHABI: It's easy to get lost on the way to the Sheikh Zayed Stadium. Our taxi driver did exactly that on Wednesday morning. Access is via is a road surrounded by sand. Once inside, spectators are unlikely to be trampled in the rush. Three-quarters of the ground is unsheltered - and thus empty. Boundaries are greeted with a smattering of applause and few, easily discernible, cheers. After revelling in the green, green grass of home, England have been confronted out here with what amounts to nothing less than the anti-Ashes. And, so far, they haven't enjoyed what they have seen.